Skateboarders

Hats askew, pants a-baggy, shoes unlaced, "dropping off" the sidewalk seventy times in a row until they 'pull it off'. Read a book or learn the guitar, you wankers, you're NOT the next Tony Hawk and Denver is not California. Also, to the "long boarders" foot-paddling their boards down the sidewalks of Lodo, you look like a twat, especially if you're over 20 and have your work laptop in your messenger bag. Give it up, get a bicycle. You're ONE step away from a fucking unicycle. Or a pogo stick.

Initial Blog...

First blog of many, mainly devoted to things that annoy me:
The list will include but not be limited to:
skateboarders
$5 coffees
"sealed for your protection"
sliced cheese
ballcaps worn backwards
project managers
tofu